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Meet the
Columnist
Columnist, Sheila
Moss, is a free-lance writer from Tennessee. She writes
funny stuff about southern life, women's issues, family
matters and anything else that she finds amusing.
She is
seen weekly in the Aberdeen Examiner, Angleton
Advocate, Daily News of Kingsport (online) and
appears in a monthly humor publication called Foolish
Times. She has written for Atlanta Woman Magazine,
and a supplement of the Murfreesboro Daily News
Journal. She has been
published by Voyageur Press, McGraw Hill, and the good folks
at Guidepost Books have recently published a number of her
articles in their Let There Be Laughter series of
books. Her articles have appeared in
numerous other publications, both print and online.
She is a board member and the Web
Editor of Columnists.com, website of the National Society of Newspaper
Columnists, the
oldest and largest professional organization
for news columnists. She is also the Web Editor of
SouthernHumorists.com, as well as this website, HumorColumnist.com.
To carry her self- syndicated weekly column in your
newspaper, or
to republish an
article, please contact her.
He rates are guaranteed affordable. It's that easy.
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Society of
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Sheila Moss
PO Box 198019
Nashville, TN 37219
E-Mail
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Progress comes to town
My one-horse hometown finally got too big for its britches and has started to
grow. They’ve been working on the new shopping center over by the Interstate
for some time. I didn’t really pay much attention. After all, there seems to
be a bull dozer digging dirt somewhere every place you look these days.
Then it opened.
New stores, a discount store, a department store, all kinds of little shops.
It’s like another whole city over there, only two miles away. Other people seem
to be like me, though. They can’t get used to the idea of shopping somewhere
else. You still can’t find a place to park at Wal-Mart, while the aisles at the
new Target are like a bowling alley.
I guess we will all adjust sooner or later.
I went to Target the other day. It was my daughter’s birthday and I wanted to
get a gift card. I looked around a little bit, but it was like any other new
store. I couldn’t find stuff, didn’t know where to look, and had to ask
someone. It was annoying.
Some people are freaking out about it. It’s killing the old downtown, they say.
Need to support our local merchants, yadda, yadda. I’m not against people
making a living, but, face it, this town has been dead for a long time. It just
didn’t have enough sense to shut its eyes. Maybe a few new stores will rattle
the cage and wake up the economy.
Yesterday my printer cartridge ran out of ink. “Oh, rats! Have to go all the
way to Staples in Murfreesboro to get a new one.” Then I remembered. We have a
Staples store here now! So, I hopped in my shoes and took off for the new
shopping center. I could park right by the door. The crowds haven’t found it
yet.
I just hope they have what I need, I thought. I didn’t need to worry. All the
shelves were fully stocked. I found not only my size cartridge but also one for
my daughter’s printer. Wonder if they could have that jump drive like I’ve been
looking for? I need some printer paper, and some photo paper, and… well, you
get the picture. By the time I got out of there the printer cartridge cost me
$200 with all the extras.
This new shopping center may be a little bit too handy.
“I love your store!” I told the checker at the cash register. “You have
everything that everyone else is sold out of!”
She looked a bit surprised, but soon came to her senses. “Do you have our
Rewards Card?” Ah, yes, the impersonal, “personal touch” of these big box
stores.
She found my card on the computer faster than I could find it in my wallet.
Yeah, it’s going to take me a while. I’m just not used to the Big City being in
my front yard. It’s always been down the road a bit, just inconvenient enough
to keep me at home.
The bull dozers are still digging and more stores are going up all the time.
You can’t stop progress, they say. Newer is better. Asphalt will surely
inherit the earth.
History has a place and sometimes it can be revitalized. There are examples,
usually where there is high-density population and little place for growth -- or
a lot of tourists. But I think we are stuck with the inevitable. People are
going where they can shop conveniently, find what they need, and most of all
where there is parking.
Me too.
Now if I can just figure out how to get in and out of the danged place without
turning at the wrong light, on the wrong road, or the one that doesn’t go
anywhere.
At least I knew where I was in the old town, even though I might have to circle
that stupid roundabout three times before I could get out of it
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Copyright 2008 Sheila Moss
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