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Meet the
Columnist
Columnist, Sheila
Moss, is a free-lance writer from Tennessee. She writes
funny stuff about southern life, women's issues, family
matters and anything else that she finds amusing.
She is
seen weekly in the Aberdeen Examiner, Angleton
Advocate, Daily News of Kingsport (online) and
appears in a monthly humor publication called Foolish
Times. She has written for Atlanta Woman Magazine,
and a supplement of the Murfreesboro Daily News
Journal. She has been
published by Voyageur Press, McGraw Hill, and the good folks
at Guidepost Books have recently published a number of her
articles in their Let There Be Laughter series of
books. Her articles have appeared in
numerous other publications, both print and online.
She is a board member and the Web
Editor of Columnists.com, website of the National Society of Newspaper
Columnists, the
oldest and largest professional organization
for news columnists. She is also the Web Editor of
SouthernHumorists.com, as well as this website, HumorColumnist.com.
To carry her self- syndicated weekly column in your
newspaper, or
to republish an
article, please contact her.
He rates are guaranteed affordable. It's that easy.
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National
Society of
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Sheila Moss
PO Box 198019
Nashville, TN 37219
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I Love a Parade.... |
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I Love a Parade!
I
love a parade! Who doesn’t? There are homecoming
parades, Thanksgiving parades, parades for the Fourth of July.
But the parade I participating in recently was a jazz band parade in
New Orleans.
New Orleans is known as the “birthplace of jazz” and jazz has
become a traditional music suitable for almost every occasion there.
There are jazz bands at weddings, conventions, parties, celebrations
of all kinds -- even funeral processions.
The Storyville Stompers is a brass band that plays traditional New
Orleans music, the kind that jazz and Dixieland are based on.
They are known for their performances at Mardi Gras, the New Orleans
Jazz and Heritage Festival, The French Quarter Festival and numerous
other national and international celebrations.
When they are around, everything else stops.
The band parades on foot through the streets of the city with a drum major
leading as only a New Orleans drum major can, with a lively step
and the waving parasol that that has become a legendry part of
the New Orleans tradition.
When bands paraded in early times, children often followed behind,
imitating the high-stepping, umbrella-twirling drum major. Soon
a second line of paraders formed, a line following after the band and
a tradition known as “second lining” was born.
Attendees at the recent National Society of Newspaper Columnists
conference in New Orleans had to walk several blocks from the hotel to
a meeting at the Aquarium. Why walk when you can dance?
And so the conference planners hired a traditional jazz band and
before we knew it, we were high stepping and second lining as if we
had been doing it for a lifetime.
It is hard to stand still when the Stompers play. No one can
avoid dancing along. When a band plays jazz New Orleans style,
the only thing that matters is having a good time.
We came prepared. We brought kazoos to play and umbrellas to
twirl. Here we were, a group of writers, nerds, and old folks,
dancing through the streets of a city like a bunch of giddy kids.
Traffic stopped for us, tourists stopped for us, cameras flashed, and
we boogied on. In New Orleans , they have grown accustomed to
street performances and only smile, wave and applaud, wishing they
could join in or maybe even dancing right along.
I twirled my umbrella and danced just like everyone else. After
all, what good is life if you can’t have fun? We marched into
the aquarium, past the fish and aquatic animals and into the room
where our event was being held.
I don’t know if the creatures were accustomed to such festivities or
not, but they seemed not to mind. It was hard to play my kazoo
and twirl my umbrella at the same time. Maybe I’m one of those
people who can’t walk and chew gum without forgetting to do one of
them.
We all made it in spite of traffic, rough sidewalks, gawking
tourists, flashing cameras, heat and humidity, and hysterical
laughter. Now, if anyone should ever ask, I can say that
I’ve been second lining in New Orleans .
I really doubt that it will ever come up, though. It never has
before.
Life is short and the world is a small place. Someday I can say,
“And then there was the time in New Orleans when I went second
lining with the Storyville Stompers Brass Band.”
I’m sure when I tell about it, the grandkids will simply say
“We’ve heard that story before, grandma. Tell us another
one.”
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Copyright 2008 Sheila Moss
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